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| Definition of kiss |
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Student of Algebra - A kiss is one plus one equal to one divided by nothing.
Student of Chemistry - A kiss is a reaction of the Interaction between two Heart.
Student of Zoology - A kiss is a Interchange of Salivary bacteria.
Student of Physics - A kiss is contraction of mouth due to expression of heart.
Student of Account - A kiss is a profitable thing, it is always credit, Also the time of returned.
Student of Electronics - A kiss is a step up Transformer, because it transfer low to high current.
Student of Electricity - A kiss is a direct current provided without any external supply.
Student of Statics - A kiss is an event probability, Which depend upon the vital statics of 36-24-36.
Student of Geometry - A kiss is the shorten distance between two straight line. |
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| Funny Defination Collection |
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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death. |
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| Jokes of The Month |
Teacher: What do you call the person who keeps on talking when others are no longer interested?
Raj : A teacher. |
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