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Husband carries her wife photo
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Jewelry and Clothes
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill …

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Color Television Set
Raj and his wife wanted to buy a color television set. They went to biggest television shop in his city, where the following conversation took place.

Shopkeeper - What kind of TV Set would you like to buy sir?

Raj – Color television set only.
After the shopkeeper had shown them the different sets available, Raj and his wife went to one side and began an animated discussion. After some time the shopkeeper helpfully inquired what are you discussing? Maybe l can help you're 'We have a problem.

We can't decide which color to buyer replied Raj.

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Husband Wife Jokes
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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Husband Wife Jokes
Ek hi kaafi hai

Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

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