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| Mental patients Jokes , Mental patiens funny joke, Short Mental jokes DilseComments.com |
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| A mental hospital |
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Bean, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Bean replied. "I hung him up to dry."
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| Psychiatric clinic are up for release |
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Q. How much is two plus two?
A: Blue.
At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room.
Turning to the second patient, he asks what are six minus three?
To which the patient replies: Square.
Once again the orderly is called in to remove the patient.
Turning to the third and last patient, he asks, "How much is five plus five?
“The patient answers very confidentially: Ten. The doctor, amazed then inquires how you figured it out.
The patient: "Easy. Blue multiplied by square equals ten."
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| Psychiatrist and Group therapy |
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on sweety, let's go home."
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There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day.
The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."
The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"
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