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John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."
So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."
Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat." |
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Little Boye Letter to God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money but, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those jerks deducted $95.00.
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Career Choice
An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career.
They decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and hid, pretending they're not home.
The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest - but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So, the parents waited nervously, hiding in the nearby closet.
Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive.
The son saw the note they had left.
Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.
After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.
Then, he grabbed the bottle, opened it and took a whiff, to get assured of the quality.
Then he left for his room, carrying all the three items.
The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn. Our son is going to be a politician!"
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Laloo the matchmaker
Laloo talks to his son, "I want you to marry a girl of my choice ". Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani’s daughter." Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Laloo approaches Ambani , "I have a husband for your daughter." Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice president of the World Bank."
Ambani: "Ah, in that case..." Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president."
President : "But I already have more vice presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani’s son-in-law." President : "Ah, in that case..."
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Who would have been President?
Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.
As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary "I went to high school with you". She recognized him and agreed with him.
Later as they were driving down the road Bill said "If you had married him you wouldn't be married to the President".
Hillary said "Oh yes I would--he would be President."
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Teacher: What do you call the person who keeps on talking when others are no longer interested?
Raj : A teacher. |
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