| Shit in Context |
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| When we care about something, it's "giving a shit." When we take a shit, were really leaving a shit. Having something that's "the shit," is different than having "the shits." "The shit" is exponentially better than "shit." Man, I love context. Its the shit. |
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| The Reality |
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The day I met u,I thought as I was put into hell,
The days I lived with u,I felt as feeling the pain of Consequences,
The day I left u,I felt as I was put into heaven..
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| Funny Quotes |
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| Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. |
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| 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. |
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
*Dennis Ritchie* |
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