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Shit in Context
When we care about something, it's "giving a shit." When we take a shit, were really leaving a shit. Having something that's "the shit," is different than having "the shits." "The shit" is exponentially better than "shit." Man, I love context. Its the shit.

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The Reality
The day I met u,I thought as I was put into hell,
The days I lived with u,I felt as feeling the pain of Consequences,
The day I left u,I felt as I was put into heaven..

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

*Dennis Ritchie*

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